TWO QUESTIONS!!!

"Before I take your case," said the lawyer, "you'll have to give me a $50 retainer."

"All right, here's the $50," agreed Nyman, handing over the money.

"Thank you," the lawyer said. "That entitles you to two questions."

"What! fifty dollars for just two questions! Isn't that awfully high?"

"Yes, i suppose it is," said the lawyer. "Now what's your second question?"

by Larry Wilde